NSFW Chelsea

We’re raising $100,000 to launch the NSFW Chelsea Clubhouse—a revival of one of New York City’s most iconic sex-positive spaces, and the next chapter in NSFW’s evolution.

The venue, formerly known as Paddles, is already zoned and grandfathered as an adult sex club. With your support, we’ll transform this storied location into a high-design, members-only play space that will attract national attention and elevate our growing brand.

Project Overview

  • Funding Goal: $100,000

  • Use of Funds: Lease deposit, furnishings, renovations, 3-months rent

  • Location: Chelsea, Manhattan (zoned for private members club use, legacy adult venue status)

  • Size: 2600 Sqft, Two bathrooms, 3 toilets, 1 urinal, basement level, no upstairs neighbors

  • Timeline: Up and running within 1 week of lease signing; full buildout in 2-3 weeks

  • Programming: 8 events/month (Fri & Sat), daytime rentals for adult studio productions, podcasts, and more.

Financial Snapshot

  • Year 1 Revenue Projection: $653,856

  • Projected EBITDA: $254,256

  • To hit revenue target: 400 monthly member visits (avg. $69 spend) Avg. 50 passes per event

  • Member Base: 10,000+ registered | ~300 new applicants/month | 30% acceptance rate

  • NSFW Chelsea Clubhouse Projections

We’ve been hosting pop-ups since our Tribeca location closed, with members actively waiting for the next home. Demand is proven, and we have the team in place to manage operations, buildout, and event production without needing further capital.

🔥 NSFW 2025 Revenue Summary (YTD: Jan 1 – May 16, 2025)

We aren’t starting from zero, but we are about to put things into overdrive. Jan-May we’ve been hosting 1-2 events monthly. Total Revenue to Date: $74,323.37 Monthly Average 👉 $18,580.84

Revenue has been generated without having a permanent space. Only hosting pop-ups. There is a strong demand for the events we host and the unique spaces we create.

The community is ready for a Clubhouse in NYC and I hope you can be a part of it.

📊 Revenue Breakdown:

  • Posh.VIP (Ticketing)$14,490.50

  • Square Sales: $16,732.87

  • Stripe (Online Sales): $3,100.00

  • Brand Partner Revenue: $40,000.00

  • TOTAL: $74,323.37

Investment Options

Choose from three unique participation options:

1. Loan Option (Min. $20,000)

  • 10% interest

  • Repayment begins 3 months post-opening

  • 5–10% of principal repaid monthly until paid in full

  • Includes a one year Unlimited Membership + 40 guest passes ($1690 yearly)

2. Play Option (Min. $10,000)

  • One exclusive Saturday night party at the Clubhouse

  • Includes: Two Muse performances, Nymph staffing, DJ, $500 bar tab (BYOB friendly), 6PM–6AM venue access. Optional guest list support.

  • Includes a one year Unlimited Membership + 40 guest passes ($1690 yearly)

3. Equity Option ($100,000)

  • 40% equity ownership in NSFW Chelsea Clubhouse LLC

  • Revenue sources: Clubhouse Membership, Access Passes, In-House Sales

  • Annual dividend: 40% ($152,553/year projected)

  • Return on Investment after Year One.

  • Transparency on financials with monthly updates on progress

  • Includes:

    • One Saturday night private party as detailed above ($10k value)

    • Lifetime Unlimited Membership for Space + 40 guest passes/year ($1690 yearly)

    • Daytime access for creative use (podcasting, filming, co-working)

This is an opportunity to own a piece of one of NYC’s most exclusive and talked-about communities, while supporting a sex-positive cultural renaissance in Manhattan.

Let’s connect if you’re interested in discussing this further.

We are trying to move quickly on this deal and can provide any additional information needed.

Daniel Saynt
Founder, The NSFW

Email: Conspirator@ns-fw.com | Phone: (929)527-3109